imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
we would go up there with about ten flags and a rover and stick them all at random points on the moon just so nobody could pull the same kind of thing without putting in a lot of effort
there’s a groupon available for personalized M&Ms
i just really want to have a bunch with awful things on them like, “eat a dick” and “you’re the literal worst” and “hail hydra”
You know what I appreciate about the Supernatural pilot? After Jess dies there are dozens of police officers, firefighters, and onlookers swarming the scene, and yet Sam’s in the back evaluating which assault rifle feels best in his hands.
Like “Agent Green, aren’t you supposed to be interviewing the eye witness?”
“Yeah but he’s elbow-deep in all kinds of terrorist equipment I’m 80% certain I saw grenades I ain’t touching that.”
The fact that these boys only get arrested like four times is stunning.
Hazel probably has a really strong 1940’s New Orleans accent
Jason and Annabeth and Piper probably have that adorable California accent
Frank probably says “eh” instead of “why” a lot
Leo’s probably got a very fast, Spanish accent
Percy probably talks very fast also and has the only Northern accent and everyone teases him about it
And it’s canon that Piper speaks French of indeterminate origin, Frank speaks Canadian French, and Hazel speaks Creole French. Imagine the three of them trying to have a conversation and having no idea what’s going on. The only thing they can all agree on is that “cher t’bebe” is basically how everyone feels about Nico.
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
Official candy of Captain America: the Winter Soldier
Yes. Every all-nighter. I only do this during all-nighters. This totally isn’t my mindset 110% of the time. Ahaha. Ha. Ha.
Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class